...jokes, why not...a bit of national humor

Here's a joke. Of course being about Israel, its not funny.
Why has Israel banned half-starved women from modelling?
Because it gave the Palestinians too many job opportunities

 

Back in the old soviet union a version of the american exhibitiion

thing on Ripleys BELIEVE IT OR NOT would be BELIEVE IT OR ELSE.

The state and the workers agreed:

Workers,- we pretent to work,

State,- we pretent to pay you.

 

Poland. Apparently many luxury cars are stolen in germany and somehow find

their way east ( to poland I guess). A polish politician recently remarked that there is less
crime in poland

than there is in germany, for instance, there are far less cars stolen in poland than

compared to germany.

 

Take three americans and you have a street gang. Three englishmen, a quire.

Three canadians together and surely you have a strike. Three frenchmen apparently make

a perfect marriage...
something like that.